last nite i went to an "exclusive VIP" event hosted for mthe thinner i get. so heres my first advice to all you jaggle jangle jiggly girls out there, if you wanna lose y cousins bday, the young brat turned 20 and i had never felt so old b4. the entire place was filled with teens or just turned 20s...
so there i was . a 24yr old fashionista in the midst of an jungle full of "made in China" designer wear. now dont get me wrong. im asian myself but i just couldnt stand to look at another "ecci" or "louie vuiddon" ... i mean seriously ppl. r u for real mr. playa? if you cant afford a real designer bag then just get a simple basic bag. theres nothing wrong with that. i for one love opshops and going through bargain bins or garage sales. you never know what kinda treasure u may find. dont get me wrong, i do love my designer stuff, but the way to true style is to know how to mix and match, i cannot for the life of me, stand those old ladies that wear nothing BUT chanel from head to toe. a topshop dress, nice pumps and a designer bag = stylista fo shizzle !
moving along, it seems like the more i eat and the longer i stay out, the more weight i lose and stay in better shape : so why not do what i do. stay out late (till at least 6am) eat nothing but burger king or kfc for dinner and post vommit breakfast food should always consist of a good source of strawberry shakes or french fries. dont u know the key to detoxing is purgeing oneself? one would pay $oooo of dollars at a plastic surgeon to get the same result i get without the painful needles and lipo scars :)
so start buying a dress 2 sizes too small, use that as motivation for your new thinspirational self and let the purgeing begin...
much love.
Christian <3
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